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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

GEOGRAPHY of a WOMAN.....


Different people has different ways of describing the geography of a woman. Unlike others, comparing the geography of a woman to different parts of the world make it a lot more interesting.

Geography of a WOMAN:

Between the ages of 15 and 20, a woman is like AFRICA.
She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful, with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 and 30, a woman is like AMERICA and JAPAN.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect, very well developed and open to trade with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 31 and 35, a woman is like INDIA & SPAIN.
Very hot, wise and beautiful.

Between the ages of 36 and 40, a woman is like FRANCE and ARGENTINA.
She maybe half destroyed during the war but can still be warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 41 and 50, a woman is like GERMANY and YUGOSLAVIA.
She lost the war and haunted by past mistakes but not the hope. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 51 and 60, a woman is like RUSSIA or CANADA.
Very wide, very quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the rigid climate keeps people away. Nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 61 and 70, a woman is like ENGLAND and MONGOLIA.
With a glorious past but no future ... 


After 70, they become AFGHANISTAN. Everybody knows where it is, but nobody wants to go there....

Geography of a MAN:
Between the age of 15 to 70: A man is like ZIMBABWE - ruled by a Dick !!


He, he, he.... just for laughs, no hard feelings....
Have a nice day...

3 comments:

~fadz~ said...

=)

Liz Flores said...

I'm like India & Spain... ooohh
that is great jeje

=)
Hugs.

DESS said...

Liz : Ha, ha.. that's great..
Fadz: huh?

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